For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married? “You going out again?” “You never stay home and cuddle anymore.” “Ewww, Grose. A spider. Kill it for me.”
Back when Spiderman was an itsy bitsy spider he got stuck in the water spout. It just goes to show you that everyone is embarrassed by their past.
It’s not just you that has days where you’d be better off just staying in bed. Even Spiderman gets tangled in his own web sometimes. via BrandiShermanGermana
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
Catching a falling person is hard when you’re wolverine and your hands are made of metal blades.
We have no idea what’s going on here, but it looks pretty funny! Go Spiderman!
