For all those that complain that they’re single and it sucks, the truth is that they’re a superhero. They’re all single, aren’t they? It just makes sense. Could you imagine if Spiderman was married?...
Back when Spiderman was an itsy bitsy spider he got stuck in the water spout. It just goes to show you that everyone is embarrassed by their past.
It’s not just you that has days where you’d be better off just staying in bed. Even Spiderman gets tangled in his own web sometimes. via BrandiShermanGermana
There’s a reason you keep your feet on the ground when you pee. I guess Spiderman didn’t know that. via Deathbulge
Your Easter eggs shouldn’t be boring, they should be super!
Catching a falling person is hard when you’re wolverine and your hands are made of metal blades.
I’m not sure if it’s Spiderman or Spiderwoman!
Seems Santa’s all cool according to this point of view.