Map of Thanksgiving Dinner
It’s always best to map out your Thanksgiving dinner. You need to know how to navigate cranberry sauce bog, climb sweet potato peak, and forge through the casserole wilderness. Thanksgiving can be an adventure....
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Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Don’t forget to set your scales back 10 pounds this week.
This Thanksgiving, you’re going to be disappointed if you don’t remember to set your scales back 10 pounds before you eat.
I’m gonna make Thanksgiving great again!
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
Got my own turkey for Thanksgiving.
It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it...
Keep Your Fork – There’s Pie!
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.
Santa & The Pilgrims
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro
All About That Baste
Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons
Even turkeys like the taste of turkey.
Everyone likes turkey, even turkeys. That’s why we celebrate and eat and be happy on Thanksgiving. Ok, maybe those things don’t necessarily go together but lets just say it works. Also, is that turkey a pirate?...