Get into the Thanksgiving spirt by giving people the bird.
I’m really getting into the Thxgiving spirit, I’ve already given the. bird to lots of people. Seems I spread the Thanksgiving spirit every day in rush hour. Happy Thanksgiving 🖕
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Enjoy Your Family This Thanksgiving
Everyone gets together and everyone loves and hates Thanksgiving. Good luck! via jimbenton.com
Map of Thanksgiving Dinner
It’s always best to map out your Thanksgiving dinner. You need to know how to navigate cranberry sauce bog, climb sweet potato peak, and forge through the casserole wilderness. Thanksgiving can be an adventure. Are you ready?
Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Don’t forget to set your scales back 10 pounds this week.
This Thanksgiving, you’re going to be disappointed if you don’t remember to set your scales back 10 pounds before you eat.
I’m gonna make Thanksgiving great again!
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
Got my own turkey for Thanksgiving.
It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it by the handle. Hunting is fun. via imgur
Keep Your Fork – There’s Pie!
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.
Santa & The Pilgrims
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro