Tagged: Thanksgiving

Map of Thanksgiving Dinner

It’s always best to map out your Thanksgiving dinner. You need to know how to navigate cranberry sauce bog, climb sweet potato peak, and forge through the casserole wilderness. Thanksgiving can be an adventure....

Earth People Are Weird

Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack

Got my own turkey for Thanksgiving.

It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it...

The Thanksgiving Spa Treatment

Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.

Santa & The Pilgrims

I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro

All About That Baste

Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons

Even turkeys like the taste of turkey.

Everyone likes turkey, even turkeys. That’s why we celebrate and eat and be happy on Thanksgiving. Ok, maybe those things don’t necessarily go together but lets just say it works. Also, is that turkey a pirate?...