This Thanksgiving, you’re going to be disappointed if you don’t remember to set your scales back 10 pounds before you eat.
We’re going to make lots of food. Thanksgiving is going to be HUUUUGE. Everyone’s invited. Ok,well not everyone. You know who you are.
It was weird. I was out in the woods and saw a turkey. So I quietly snuck up on it, and bagged it. Ok, it was already is in a bag, but I grabbed it...
No meal is ever complete without dessert. Especially when it’s pie. No matter how full you are, there is always room for pie.
Just give the turkey a good rubdown, then put them in the sauna for a bit, and then they’ll be prefect for Thanksgiving dinner. Nothing like a good spa day to relax someone.
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro
Add a little wine to your mom and she may be “All about that baste, ’bout that baste” this Thanksgiving. Drunkin pop mashups are fun. via metzgercartoons
Everyone likes turkey, even turkeys. That’s why we celebrate and eat and be happy on Thanksgiving. Ok, maybe those things don’t necessarily go together but lets just say it works. Also, is that turkey a pirate?...
You know how we trace our hand to make a turkey? Well, they can trace their feathers and make a person. Dang!! via speedbump
You get what you pay for right? If so, this $123k turkey better be amazing! This Thanksgiving, I’m thankful I don’t have to buy this turkey.