Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
Remember ALF? The Alien Life Form that thought cats were tasty? Well he’s back and he’s abducting our cats!
Believe it or not, they caught a UFO on tape! It wasn’t that hard either. You just needed a UFO drawing and some tape. It’s like magic! The advances in technology have gotten us nowhere.
Have you ever stopped to think about how many different languages there are and how messed up they are? In English, we have lots of words that start with the sound of one letter,...
What’s that in the sky? Is it an airplane? Superman? Or UFO disguised as an airplane?! From now on, I’m questioning every airplane I see.
I know my cows are amazingly tasty, but you don’t pay for them like humans do. So leave them alone.
The ailiens are out there, in plain daylight. You just don’t realize it.
Sometimes just riding a bike is cool. And it’s even cooler to do sweet tricks like flips. That is until you loose your extra terrestrial. Whoops. via The Awesomer
I knew there was more to the food pyramid than fruits and vegetables. Zombies and Aliens eat everything. Well except plants. Maybe we should be scared.
Kermit the Frog gets the inside scoops on aliens. Believe it or not, Old MacDonald had a spaceship, ee i ee i o. With a whoosh whoosh here and a whoosh whoosh there. Here...