Tagged: Santa

Santa holding a turkey leg and drink

Keep Calm. Be Jolly.

It’s that time of year again when we talk about peace on earth and lose our temper over anything. Eat more cookies, drink more wine, and enjoy the holidays. Stay Calm. Stay Jolly. You...

Santa & The Pilgrims

I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro

You’re not the real Santa!

If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!