Did you know that Santa and Jack Frost are good friends? They’re always helping each other out and enjoying life. You can get your own Santa & Jack Christmas Cards at clayboys.com
I don’t get why Santa can’t be at Thanksgiving with everyone but it seems no one wants him around. Santa just wants some turkey! via bizarro
He sees you when you’re sleeping Because through your window he’s peeping. He likes you because This is a naughty Santa Claus.
It’s time for daffodils, bunnies, Easter, and warm weather. Enough is enough! If you’re going to have snow, you might as well get a unicorn snow tube.
Not sure if NSA or Santa or pervert.
Christmas candy is great, but sometimes you unwrap something you never expected. Oh well, might as well enjoy it.
Happy Holidays to you and yours. Hopefully you’ve dressed up your pets in some ridiculously cute Christmas outfits this year! You know they love it!
And it won’t be that fancy sexy underwear. It’ll be whitey tities.
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!