And it won’t be that fancy sexy underwear. It’ll be whitey tities.
If you’re going to take me to see Santa, I want to see the real one. Not an imposter Santa at some department store or mall. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!
It’s almost time! We’re so close to Christmas that I can hardly hold it in. This will be the slowest week EVER!
Nobody ever complains that Santa’s fat. If they did, they wouldn’t get anything good for Christmas. He’s probably the jolliest fat guy in a suit that you’ll ever see.
There is no need to worry about Christmas shopping, family get-togethers and all that money. It’s only November.
Seems Santa’s all cool according to this point of view.
Just because Santa’s a little bit ‘fluffy’ doesn’t mean it’s OK to discuss it on Facebook.