There are two types of people in the winter.
There are those who see snow as a winter wonderland of beautiful fun. And then there are those who want nothing to do with snow. Which one are you?
Tagged: Weather
Snowstorm Headed This Way – Expected Snowfall Totals
Is there a snowstorm headed towards you? If so, this weather forecast is for you. Our predicted snow totals are based on the most technologically advanced weather satellites and years of historical information. Chances...
Exclusive 2016 – 2017 Winter Outlook
What’s winter going to be like this year? It’s going to be… well… like most every other year.
Sometimes Relationships Are Complicated
Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
Where did spring go?
Every year spring shows up and everything is awesome, then it disappears and that jerk winter is back. It’s like a battle. Spring eventually wins, but why does it take so long?! via thegentlemansarmchair.com
I’m not going outside until the temperature is above my age.
Ever wonder why kids don’t mind going out when it’s cold? Or why the older you get, the less you like the cold? Well, I think it’s because our bodies have this unwritten rule...
No. It’s not too cold out.
Sorry. It’s just weather and there isn’t anything you can do to change it. Sometimes it’s cold, sometimes it’s hot, dress for the weather and deal or just stay home. A little harsh maybe?
If an apocalypse ever happens, stay away from the Statue of Liberty.
When bad things happen in the movies, the Statue of Liberty never stands a chance. Neither does Washington DC, New York or Los Angeles. So when things start to go to hell, go someplace...
Fool me once weather man, shame on you. Fool me twice…
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you’re a weather man. I love you weather man, but your track record just isn’t good. I know. I know....
Weekend Forecast: Mostly drunk with a chance of horny.
I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
