When bad things happen in the movies, the Statue of Liberty never stands a chance. Neither does Washington DC, New York or Los Angeles. So when things start to go to hell, go someplace you never see in the movies. Like Wisconsin or Idaho. You ever hear about those places getting wiped out.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me 350,000 times, you’re a weather man. I love you weather man, but your track record just isn’t good. I know. I know. It’s not your fault. Still, I’m a bit mad when you’re not right. Love you though when you’re right!
I’m ready for the weekend. I’m going to do some drinking, maybe some flirting, and we’ll see where it goes from there. You in?
See Robin? Seem him there behind that tree? It’s a sure sign of spring when he comes creeping into the neighborhood. That and you may have a crime problem in the neighborhood. via bizarrocomics
Is it nice where you are yet? Or is it still just winter? image via thebolditalic
It happens every year, and every year we fall for it. It gets really nice for a day or to, maybe even a week, and we think it is spring. But then we fall right back into winter. Damn you mother nature!
If it’s cold, you can just keep putting on more and more layers. Eventually you’ll be warm and comfy. If it’s hot, you can only take off so many before it becomes illegal. Even naked, you can still be way to hot.
We’ve all had a few too cold days this winter, but some have had it worse than others. Every now and then I wonder why I live where the air hurts my face. Get this on a shirt or a mug! via the depressed alien.
aka PARTY! Who’s in? It’s going to be a blast.
I do. They’re made up of music files, books, Office documents, movies and things like that.
