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Another lonely Christmas… or is it?

December 16, 2020 by LOL Zombie
Snowman Girlfriend Melting

Sometimes you need to settle and make whatever work. Then again, maybe you shouldn’t. Not all ideas are good ideas.

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Sometimes Relationships Are Complicated

June 26, 2015 by LOL Zombie

Think you haveĀ issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered

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I’ve been single for a while now and I have to say, it’s going very well.

November 5, 2014 by LOL Zombie

I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?

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Are you in a flirtationship?

August 12, 2014 by LOL Zombie

It’s more than a friendship, less than a relationship. You know, somewhere in the middle. Probably someplace awkward.

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Who needs a man? Chocolate can’t get you pregnant.

March 22, 2014 by LOL Zombie

No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.

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Don’t Be Shy. I Like My Women A Little Bit Chunky.

February 3, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Oh Chip, stop it. You’re just trying to get into my jar. Even Chips have great pickup lines!

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Little Mermaid – Deleted Scene

January 2, 2014 by LOL Zombie

How on earth can a girl get a guy without her voice? Oh yea, with her boobs. Turns out guys like boobs. Well most guys.

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When One Light Goes Out, They All Go Out

December 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

You know how Christmas lights are, if one goes out they all go out. I guess it’s a safety thing. I feel bad for the person who thinks they’re just dating one person though. via Mark

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My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.

June 3, 2013 by LOL Zombie

And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.

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Check out this hot one on match.com.

April 27, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Finding love on the internet.

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