Think you have issues dating, try being the sun. You’re the hottest thing ever but you hurt everyone who gets close to you. Forever alone. via Safely Endangered
I’m very happy and I think I may be the one for me. All I need is TV and a drink and I’m happy. What else is there?
It’s more than a friendship, less than a relationship. You know, somewhere in the middle. Probably someplace awkward.
No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.
Oh Chip, stop it. You’re just trying to get into my jar. Even Chips have great pickup lines!
How on earth can a girl get a guy without her voice? Oh yea, with her boobs. Turns out guys like boobs. Well most guys.
You know how Christmas lights are, if one goes out they all go out. I guess it’s a safety thing. I feel bad for the person who thinks they’re just dating one person though....
My son didn’t understand the concept of a committed relationship, so I told him it’s like making a girl your default browser.
And as every one knows, changing your default browser is hard.