Damn, self, you got nice eyes. What you doin’ tonight? Me? Not much. Just drinking wine.
If you just others by their status updates, you don’t know the real them.
With this pickup line, you look smart and lame at the same time. via (endlessorigami)
You do? It must be 15 minutes fast. How you doin?
This guy appears to like tacko’s, large breasts and has has the blue ray’s.
Is it too much to ask for a girl to bring her own jacket when it’s going to be chilly out? I mean come on, do they not watch the weather?
The perfect boyfriend doesn’t drink, smoke, cheat or exist. Tru Dat.
It doesn’t matter who you are, put a guitar in your hand and your hotness cranks right up.
You’re not gonna get in my pants if you don’t love Jesus. Some people are single until they’re 50. And there’s usually a good reason why.