Back in the day, birth control was about shooing away the storks. No condoms for grandpa and grandpa. Course, that’s probably why they had so many kids.
No date? No worries. Just snuggle up with some chocolate. That way you don’t have to worry about getting pregnant; or a call the next day. It’s much more satisfying.
Talk about making pregnancy special. Not only are you growing a human, but you’re kid also comes with cat! That’s spoiling the kid before he’s even born.