Before Google, we didn’t know all the great random facts we do know. Instead, we actually watched TV and got shit done. Now we look it up on Google, then share it on Facebook, somehow...
Back in the day, birth control was about shooing away the storks. No condoms for grandpa and grandpa. Course, that’s probably why they had so many kids.
We use to say a lot of awesome things that would freak people out these days. So maybe we should start saying them again. Just for the fun of it!
Did you know a roadrunners top speed is only 20mph, but a coyote’s top speed is 43mph! This means that everything I learned on Looney Tunes was a lie. Next thing they’ll try to...
The younger generation won’t get this, but that’s OK. It’s good to have some things our kids will never understand.
The old school internet required you to look up where books were, find books, then actually read them! Plus they didn’t have nearly as many pictures of cats.
You can’t say the 80s sucked. From Ghostbusters to Goonies, Mr T., E.T., Mario, Care Bears and He-Man, the 80s had it all!
I spent many of hours trying to win this game. There were no cheat codes, no saving progress, nothing. Just now or never!
It may be scary, but you can actually talk to other people. In person, face to face. Just like the good old days.
It’s never to late to start a party. Especially if it’s a whiskey sour in a can. You’ll like it because it’s cool. You’ll love it because it’s retro.