Life Before Google
Before Google, we didn’t know all the great random facts we do know. Instead, we actually watched TV and got shit done. Now we look it up on Google, then share it on Facebook, somehow...
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Remember how we googled back before Google?
Before we had Google, if you wanted to find something, like say a book, you had to manually look it up in the card catalog. And if you didn’t now how to do that,...
Searching for inappropriate stuff on the internet when you’re drunk is called Beer Googles.
Admit it, you’ve awoken in the morning to see what you were Googling last night and were a bit shocked and embarrassed.
I’m starting to think I’m going to be that guy that dies while Googling ‘symptoms of a heart attack’.
I’m not saying I’m stubborn, I just don’t think it’s that serious. I’ll just Google how to get better and click around till I find that one result that says stay home, sit in front...
Hey Google. A little cocky aren’t we?
Google, you don’t even let me finish my thought before you try to tell me what I’m looking for. Hell I barely even get to start my thought. It’s handy when you are right and...
I’ve never been skydiving, but I’ve zoomed in Google Earth really fast.
I nearly died too. Zoomed in to far on a building and nearly peed my pants.
Does marker come off a laptop screen?
Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.
Don’t Google your symptoms when you’re sick.
Chances are, you’ll end up with something you don’t want.
