Don’t worry about your kids, give them Flintstone chewables and make sure they are nice and healthy. dinosaur via Bizzaro Comics
Watch out for things that have healthy buzz words on them. Lots of things don’t contain gluten, sugar, fat, or calories, yet they will kill you if you eat them.
Being healthy would be so much easier if things came in taco flavor. Or if I could just eat tacos and consider that healthy. I mean it is like a hand-held salad.
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad. Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.
I’m starting to think I’m going to be that guy that dies while Googling ‘symptoms of a heart attack’.
I’m not saying I’m stubborn, I just don’t think it’s that serious. I’ll just Google how to get better and click around till I find that one result that says stay home, sit in front...