Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few...
Next time someone asks you how you’re doing, just reference this chart and tell them the truth. Oh, and have a nice day.
Darn snot nosed little kids anyways.
Chances are, you’ll end up with something you don’t want.
Happy VD (Valentines day) – Hope you get sick on love… and get lucky.