I have a cold, it’s snot funny.
This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...
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Packaging is the worst when you are sick.
Don’t worry, these pills will make you feel much better. However, getting into them will be a challenge. Easy there, don’t stab yourself with that knife or the scissors. That’s right, swear a few...
How are you feeling today? Pain Chart
Next time someone asks you how you’re doing, just reference this chart and tell them the truth. Oh, and have a nice day.
I wouldn’t have gotten sick if it wasn’t for you and your meddling kid.
Darn snot nosed little kids anyways.
Don’t Google your symptoms when you’re sick.
Chances are, you’ll end up with something you don’t want.
Happy VD – Hope You Get Sick On Love
Happy VD (Valentines day) – Hope you get sick on love… and get lucky.