This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick? That’s snot funny” whenever a friend tells you their sick.
There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while. #themoreyouknow
When you’re looking for a rockin’ party, just bring some bees with you. The buzz will be huge and the party will be full of honeys. via invisiblebread.com
The year just started, but what are you going to do with it? You got 12 months to figure shit out. Now get going!
It’s so full, I can’t stomach it. Going on an adventure? Alpaca My Bags! Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.
