There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
Life is hard. Then you get old and you just don’t care anymore.
Animal humor is always a whale of a good time.
It’s not that difficult to tell alligators and crocodiles apart, one will see you later, the other will see you in a while. #themoreyouknow
Poor duck. Now he’s homeless. #ducklivesmatter via poorlydrawnlines.com
Food puns are the best. via shoebox
When you’re looking for a rockin’ party, just bring some bees with you. The buzz will be huge and the party will be full of honeys. via invisiblebread.com
The year just started, but what are you going to do with it? You got 12 months to figure shit out. Now get going!
It’s so full, I can’t stomach it. Going on an adventure? Alpaca My Bags! Can I borrow a suitcase? I only have a little trunk.