Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses...
Tagged: Drinks
Everyone loves Reinbeers
No matter who’s on your Christmas list this year, you can’t go wrong with Reinbeers.
Do not leave drinks unattended. Cat is an asshole.
Every cat owner understands this. Cats have something against drinks being in cups. If they see one, they’ll put it on the floor. Not sure why, but I guess they just like to free...
Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe?
You know that refrigerator is always calling your name. Ready to give you some sort of snack at any moment. It’s like your best friend and worst enemy.
I have mixed drinks about feelings.
And the more drinks I have, the less I have feelings. It’s a win win.
Today’s Special: Buy Any 2 Drinks and Pay For Both!
I feel like I’m a pretty smart cookie so won’t get tricked by this. But give me a drink or two and I’m sure this will sound like a fantastic deal!
Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
If Life Gives You Lemons, I Hope It Gives You Water and Sugar Too
Lemons alone won’t make lemonade. Even if you tried, it’d taste horrible.
Life. Liberty. And the Pursuit of Happy Hour.
It’s Friday, it’s practically a holiday, and either you’re not at work, or half the office is gone. It’s basically happy hour all day.
