Nothing says productive like a nice cup of hot coffee. Goes great with procrastination too. And avoidance. via trashecard
No one likes to see an accident, but when it’s a Coke and Mentos truck, everyone wants to see them crash.
It’s never to late to start a party. Especially if it’s a whiskey sour in a can. You’ll like it because it’s cool. You’ll love it because it’s retro.
Grab a glass of lemonade. Go to the pool. Or just relax. It’s not the end of the world.
Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.
I was going to say fresh squeezed orange juice puke but that just sounds nasty.
Don’t let anyone tell you differently.
Nothing says good morning like a a screwdriver. Who would like one?
You don’t even know the flavor.
If your soda has a twist of lemon, a touch of lime, a hint of vanilla or anything like that, I’d be cautious as you never know how it got in there.