Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know that I don’t give an EFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
You drink or you sleep. It’s getting all serious up in here! Forget the Thrones, this is about coffee! It’s real life we have to survive!!
Some days, coffee doesn’t transform me into a happy, likable human being. Still, you wouldn’t want to see me without it.
I’m not sure if you need to burn down your whole house because you found a spider in your bed, but if you do, coffee is there for you.
Every time I try and function without coffee, this is how I look; A little strange and a quite a bit confused.
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