So Connected. So Alone.
When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
Technology
Successfully Installed JAVA
I’m sure all the IT guys love it when you tell them you successfully installed JAVA once you get done with a cup of coffee. They probably love it so much that you should do it again. Like today. Do it and see what happens. 😀
Gangsta’s Don’t Use The Cloud, They Use Floppy Disks
The cloud is for fools. Why put your files in this magic cloud thing when you can just put them on floppies and put them in your pocket? This makes file transfer easy and it also makes destroying the data easy. As far as security goes, we got that covered too.
Some of the most frustrating things we all run into.
Life is full of mysteries. Some are good ones, others make you wonder what the hell someone was thinking?! Here are just a few of those daily frustrations that we face. What else do you have to add to the list?
Can’t believe you still have rabbit ears.
Some rabbits just don’t understand technology. They still have rabbit ears.
You said press ANY button!
I just pressed the power button and it didn’t turn continue like you said. You lied to me!
I should just change my voicemail greeting to: “Please hang up and text me.”
I’ll respond so much faster to a text than a voice mail or email. Especially since you’ll leave a much shorter message.
Komputer Kindergarten – This is a computer.
What is a computer? It looks like a TV, but it’s not a TV. It’s easy to use a computer, because everything is in pictures. It has a mouse. A lot of people are using these now. A computer is like a VCR. It has many buttons. What happens when you hit the wrong button? Does … Read more
Time for bed. Just gotta check my phone quick.
I’m pretty sure this is every teenager and nerd in America.