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Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.

February 18, 2019 by LOL Zombie
Drinking and Driving Sign.

Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason not to drink and drive, but when your friend is not making logical decisions, this may help.

Categories Signs Tags Drinking, Driving, Drunk Driving, Texting Leave a comment

What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

September 24, 2017 by LOL Zombie

Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂

Categories Random Fun Tags Joke, Texting Leave a comment

Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!

July 26, 2016 by LOL Zombie

Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.

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What does IDK mean?!

January 6, 2016 by LOL Zombie

I keep asking people what IDK stands for and no one seems to know!

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Skeleton Sexting is a Little Weird

October 27, 2015 by LOL Zombie

I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com

Categories Random Fun Tags Halloween, Sexting, Skeleton, Texting Leave a comment

Autocorrect Melted My Family

December 15, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?

Categories Random Fun Tags Advertising, Snowmen, Texting Leave a comment

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back.

September 23, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Friends, Texting Leave a comment

Teachers know you’re texting in class when you smile at your crotch.

September 3, 2014 by LOL Zombie

I’m guessing that if you’re smiling at your crotch that there is a 99% chance that you’re texting in class. And that leaves a 1% chance that you’re a little odd.

Categories Random Fun Tags School, Smile, Texting Leave a comment

Live Texting Fireworks

July 3, 2014 by LOL Zombie

I’m sure all your friends will want you to live text fireworks this year. Try it out, see how that goes.

Categories Random Fun Tags 4th of July, Fireworks, Texting Leave a comment

Texting Truth: The poop icon makes you smile.

April 30, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Everyone is texting and no matter how many emoticons you use, you only smile when you use poop. Ha! via cinismoilustrado.com

Categories Random Fun Tags Poop, Social Media, Texting Leave a comment
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