Tagged: Texting

Here’s a good reason not to drink and drive.

Don’t drink and drive because there are people out there who text and drive and they will hit you and it will be your fault. I mean, you really shouldn’t need a good reason...

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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?

Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂

Signs

Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!

Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.

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Skeleton Sexting is a Little Weird

I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com

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Autocorrect Melted My Family

Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?

Quotes / Random Fun

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back.

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much.

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Teachers know you’re texting in class when you smile at your crotch.

I’m guessing that if you’re smiling at your crotch that there is a 99% chance that you’re texting in class. And that leaves a 1% chance that you’re a little odd.