Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.
I keep asking people what IDK stands for and no one seems to know!
I’m not sure skeletons can send sext messages as there’s nothing to see. Still, keep your bones to yourself. It’s just better that way. via offthemark.com
Even snowmen get caught by autocorrect. I have to say, this is great marketing however. No idea what store it was for though. So maybe not the best marketing?
Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much.
I’m guessing that if you’re smiling at your crotch that there is a 99% chance that you’re texting in class. And that leaves a 1% chance that you’re a little odd.
I’m sure all your friends will want you to live text fireworks this year. Try it out, see how that goes.
Everyone is texting and no matter how many emoticons you use, you only smile when you use poop. Ha! via cinismoilustrado.com
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Superman isn’t so super when he hits an airplane. Get off the phone and fly jerk!!