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Friends Forever

October 1, 2019September 30, 2019 by LOL Zombie

This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause I’m going to kill you too)

Categories Random Fun Tags Friends, Halloween, Holiday, Parody Leave a comment

Hope we’re friends forever. Even after death. Ghost friends!

March 6, 2016 by LOL Zombie

You’re so much fun that when we die, I hope we become ghost friends and scare the shit out of people together.

Categories Random Fun Tags Friends, Ghost Leave a comment

I’d go outside, but there are people out there.

April 12, 2015 by LOL Zombie

Everyone says I should go outside and enjoy the weather. But there are people out there. What if I don’t like them? What if I get bored? I like my internet and virtual friends. They’re cool.

Categories Random Fun Tags Friends, Ou, TV Leave a comment

Not everyone likes me, but not everyone matters.

March 6, 2015 by LOL Zombie
Lucille Ball

Don’t let the haters get you down, your friends matter more. Especially if they bring wine.

Categories Random Fun Tags Friends, TV, Wine Leave a comment

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back.

September 23, 2014 by LOL Zombie

Don’t be offended if someone doesn’t text you back. They probably just forgot. About you. In general. Because they don’t like you very much.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Friends, Texting Leave a comment

Are you in a flirtationship?

August 12, 2014 by LOL Zombie

It’s more than a friendship, less than a relationship. You know, somewhere in the middle. Probably someplace awkward.

Categories Random Fun Tags Dating, Friends, Relationship Leave a comment

If I didn’t drink, how would my friends know I love them at 2am?

April 11, 2014 by LOL Zombie

When I call you all drunk and what not in the middle of the night, it’s because I love you. I could have called anyone, but I choose you. That’s saying something.

Categories Random Fun, Signs Tags Drinking, Friends, Love Leave a comment

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it’s a brighter day.

July 21, 2013 by LOL Zombie

We all know people who bring down the mood and make us unhappy. When they disappear, things get much nicer!

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Friends, Weather Leave a comment

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo.

May 29, 2013 by LOL Zombie

Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in the cage but laughing at you.

Categories Quotes, Random Fun Tags Friends, Love, Relationship Leave a comment

There’s a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor.

April 16, 2013 by LOL Zombie

The number of friendly texts is in direct coloration to the task at hand. If you need help moving, it’s going to take a lot of texts.

Categories Random Fun Tags Friends, Texting Leave a comment
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