All you need is some champagne and some friends. Party on!
It’s always a good idea to say Hi to people. You never know, you just may make someone’s day.
Consider yourself slapped.
No no, not those kind. Perv.
This would be why some of my friends seem a little stupid.
It’s for the good of all of us really.
This is just a curtsy warning. I don’t want it to get all weird between us. Just stop being so …. you… an be a little more ….. not you. Thanks!
Plenty of people do plenty of stupid things. If you’re doing them alone, then your friends suck.
If you think about it, how many friends do you have on Facebook? And how many of them do you actually know? Chances are, some of those friendships are imaginary.