I know, fireworks are loud and scary, but don’t call 911 because you or someone you know is unhappy about them. Don’t call 911 if… Instead, call them if… Other reasons not to call 911…
iOS 10 special effects makes even the most interesting messages, even more special. Granted, if you get a sext without fireworks, does that mean you didn’t do good enough?
If you find yourself, or someone else, saying this, it’s a good time to go. Go anywhere else. Fireworks may seem fun and funny, but it hurts like hell.
Some good advice from the local liquor store. Sadly, I’m not sure if this is preventing people from drinking and playing with fireworks it, or giving them the idea.
I’m sure all your friends will want you to live text fireworks this year. Try it out, see how that goes.
I can hear the fireworks in my head. They don’t look as good in my head, but it’s the thought that counts. via Nebraska and imgur.
Every fourth of July I like to get me a little Boom Boom Pow! Awwwww. via Nebraska and imgur.
But mis-handle them once and you’ll feel the pain.
I’m not sure if I’d buy fireworks from someplace called Ill Eagle. But then again, I bet they have some sweet inventory!
It’s all fun and games until shit blows up. Did you know fireworks explode?!
