If you find yourself, or someone else, saying this, it’s a good time to go. Go anywhere else. Fireworks may seem fun and funny, but it hurts like hell.
The shots are just sitting there on the bar. They’re not going to drink themselves so bottoms up!
Good news parents, it’s time fort our kids to be back in school! Hit up the liquor store now for some celebration juice!
The best advice always comes from liquor stores.