I don’t know why parents don’t get it, but if it’s the internet vs a research paper, there’s not even a chance that the paper is going to win. Even if you do the research on the internet, you’ll be distracted in a minute or two.
Ok, maybe this dream wasn’t good enough for the history books, but I’m sure it could make a good movie.
Why do they teach us this stuff if it just takes all the fun out of life?
They forgot to mention mornons.
And you thought you’d never use those advanced math skills.
The best advice always comes from liquor stores.
As you send your kids back to school, I hope they get a better education than the person who paints the crosswalks. That is unless you like having a Ralph Wiggum for a kid.
