The unicorn, unitard, unicycle argument can’t be beat. Play this card carefully.
Yea! Unicorns! Wee! Rainbows! Get your happy on with a fun wallpaper. via kangel
It doesn’t matter who you are, what you like, or how weird your happy place is, we all deserve to be happy. Even if it is Skeletor creating rainbows while riding a unicorn that is...
Don’t forget to brush your teeth every morning. Not only does it keep your breath smelling fresh, but it also keeps the dentist away.
Sugar is sweet. Lemons are tart. I love you more, Than a unicorn fart. Now that’s love right there. via sugarhai
Break out the green beer, leprechauns, and swearing as it’s St. Patrick’s day! Drink till you turn green and puke rainbows onto unicorns.
Unicorns aren’t easy to spot. Usually you have to be drunk or on drugs. Which, if that were true, means you may have bigger problems than seeing unicorns.
What’s better than coffee? A baby unicorn adding rainbows to your coffee. That’s a guaranteed fantastic day. via Sebastien Millon
It’s hard to sneak up on someone with a Batmobile and that’s why we’re giving the unicorn a test drive.
And this is why people say they’ve never seen a unicorn in the wild. Turns out, that once you see one, they stab you. Ouch. via the wonderful shoeboxblog.com