And this is why people say they’ve never seen a unicorn in the wild. Turns out, that once you see one, they stab you. Ouch. via the wonderful shoeboxblog.com
This uni-corn is not only hard to find, but it’s also super tasty.
No matter what others say, no matter how hard you have to work, or how many times you fail, never give up.
Isn’t he just the cutest little thing? Everyone should have a unicorn.
That’s right. I’m a kick ass one of a kind cool guy.
I’m not sure how happy you have to be to have this happen, but I’ve never been that happy. Maybe someday I will be.
Turns out, Cheeto fingers and lips isn’t fancy. A moustache is though. Top Hat. Fancy. On a unicorn. Super Fancy. via the Fancy Cat Pusheen
If you don’t believe in me, then I won’t believe in you.