Tequila is just the grown up version of choose your own adventure books.
It’ll be one wild adventure, but sadly you won’t remember it. You may hear stories, see photos or videos, but you won’t believe the story.
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!
Let’s interrupt a week of unbridled American patriotism for a half-assed celebration of Mexico. Now lets all go party with some nachos, tequila and some Taco Bell. What could go wrong with that combination? And no,...
This is what happens when you drink a bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila.
Have you ever wondered what happens when you drink a whole bottle of Jose Cuervo? Well you end up in the hospital. However, if you only drink part of the tequila bottle, you can have a...
When life gives you lemons, slice those suckers up and find some tequila!
Screw the lemonade, we need something stronger. Something that takes those worries and shoves them down so far that you won’t remember them until you puke them back up in the morning.
Who needs a shot of tequila?
It doesn’t matter if it’s 5 o’clock or not, I’m drinking this bottle with or without you.
I Didn’t Fall, I Attacked The Floor
Sure. That’s what they all say. After a few shots of tequila, everyone “attacks” the floor.
