I may never look at breakfast the same again.
Are you eggs or sausage? Do you prefer eggs or sausage?
This is wrong in so many ways, yet correct and funny.
- Next story I’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed.
- Previous story I can’t fall asleep. My ADHD keeps kicking in.
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