I’m just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed.
I don’t understand why I need to get out of bed. I’m comfortable and happy here.
- Next story I was addicted to the Hokey Pokey but I turned myself around.
- Previous story I may never look at breakfast the same again.
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