Family stickers on the back of your car may seem cool, but when you’ve got a few dozen cats and a ninja you know it’s cool.
Watch where you’re going or else the ninjas will get you.
…just gentlemen ninjas.
Doubt it, but he’s a wanted man.
No matter how you look at it, there’s no beating a Cyborg Pirate Ninja Jesus. Unless maybe you’re Chuck Norris; which you aren’t.
It’s not safe out there. But if you do need to be out and about, use the image above to help you survive. It’s a tracking guide for pirates, ninjas and zombies. Oh my....