Not sure how, but it seems that you can give a turkey weapons or you could just stuff his ass with stuffing. Your choice.
Thanksgiving turkeys have so much to worry about, but how stuffing makes their breasts look shouldn’t be a concern. I mean we want them big. Right?
No one ever asks the turkey what he’s thankful for. Of course he’s way past dead by the time we eat him, still. Common courtesy people.
Not sure if this raw turkey cake is amazing or disgusting. Either way, I’d love to see it at Thanksgiving. Turns out that the recipe isn’t online for this exact cake, however you can...
So Thanksgiving might be over, but there is plenty of turkey left. Chances are you’re still eating it to. Lets face it, it’s just hard to quit cold turkey.
Not all turkeys are happy to be dinner. Wait, are any? I like to think some dream of growing up to be the biggest bestest turkey dinner ever. That way when we cooking them,...
Waiting is hard, especially when you know there is a great meal just around the corner. Just be patient, it’s worth the wait.
It was awesome though. The rush of adrenaline, the thrill of the kill! Getting old and senile is so much fun.
Seems that every Thanksgiving all the guys, and all the gals, just want the bird with the big breasts. They don’t care about our brains. They just chop our heads off and go for...
If turkey basters could talk, they’d give us some strange stories. via BrainlessTails