Would you like a Trump sandwich?
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Sandwich
Where do sandwiches even live?
See. This person gets it. Why go hunting when I don’t even know where sandwiches live? I don’t need to go track down something, kill it, clean it, cook it, and then make it into a sandwich when I could just go to the restaurant and get one.
Who wants a hug? Everyone!
Nothing makes a good sandwich like a great big old hug. Then you eat them.
Have You Seen A Sandwich On A Trampoline?
This sandwich jumps for joy on his trampoline as his insides separate layer by layer. But it’s OK as he’s a sandwich and he’s made to separate. As long as he’s having fun, that’s all that matters.
Dear Subway, Stop Screwing Up The Cheese On Our Sandwiches
You know, this is a really good point. Why does Subway screw up the cheese on our sandwiches?! via WAXIN’ AND MILKIN’
