They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn,...
If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.
Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
It’s hard to argue with that logic, however carrots won’t leave you with a hangover and a night you wish never happened either. But then again, carrots are gross.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth has invented a high-powered bean juice that delivers intergalactic energy! What are you waiting for? Get a coffee now! Or better yet, an espresso. A Planet Expresso!
There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.
If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses...
Did you realize that the best things in live start with the letter S? Or something like that. I have no idea what’s going on here, or why Scoffee or Schocolate are not on...
I don’t think Easter candy is bunny poop, but you never know for sure. Either way, I’d shop at this store.
You never know what lies ahead. There could be trouble, there could drama, there could be music and moonlight! Take control of the situation and dance. Trouble doesn’t define you, you define trouble.