Category: Signs

Text and Drive? Oh Cell No!

Next time you see someone texting and driving, just say “Oh Cell No!” Not only is the pun amazing, but they’ll never forget it. It’ll stick around in their head like a bad pop song.

Get A Life Pokémon Players #WTF

They keep telling kids to go outside and play. Then when they do, they tell them to go inside and drink. Really? WTF people?! I get that people don’t like Pokémon players on their lawn,...

Closed due to ghosts.

If you ever run across a store that is closed due to ghosts, makes sure you call Ghostbusters. Then wait around and watch the show.

Don’t Pokémon Go & Drive

Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.

Super Dangerous Road Ahead

There’s a dangerous road a head. Full of pot holes, sink holes, and even some ass holes. One is worst than the others however.

Wanted: The Kool-Aid Man

If you see the Kool-Aid Man, call the authorities. Don’t try to chase him as he’ll just break through walls. He’s to be considered extremely destructive, and super tasty. However, don’t drink the Kool-Aid as he uses...