Arrive alive, don’t throw Pokéballs drive. I have a feeling you’ll see a lot more signs like this around as people do stupid things like play games while driving.
And maybe it’s for a good reason. You start playing with those matches and they’ll burn hour house down. Bunch of jerks. via Truth
Being creative on your Christmas decorations doesn’t mean just adding more. Sometimes it’s about creating something amazing.
Forget about forest fires, I need to get this body hidden now! Don’t ask any questions or else you’ll be next.
When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.
Or else people are going to get run over and you might hurt your bike.
So do as I say not as I say to do?