Sometimes being a good neighbor is telling you that I don’t like you and you should stay off my property. What? I thought honesty was the best policy.
It’s hard to get insurance on things when their condition isn’t perfect. That’s why your kids shouldn’t be running around with lightsabers making a mess of the place.
Zombie Insurance Fire. Covered. Flood. Covered. Theft. Covered. Tornado. Covered. Zombie damaging your things. Covered. Zombies eating your brain. Not Covered. Sorry.