If you hold a lightsaber by the blade, it may just slice your fingers off. Ouch. Plus you’ll drop your lightsaber. via Kenny Durkin
It’s hard to get insurance on things when their condition isn’t perfect. That’s why your kids shouldn’t be running around with lightsabers making a mess of the place.
Oops I meant Lifesaver. My bad. Still want one? They’re red, the good flavor.
Sometimes it’s hard to know who’ll win in a fight. For example, what’s more powerful; Batman or a shark? Now, what if Batman had a lightsaber? That’s a fight changer there. Andrew Zubko Illustration
Just like all men, President Obama likes to take time out of his day to play with his Lightsaber. However, unlike most men, he doesn’t have a problem playing with it in public. via...