No Hipsters! Don’t be coming in here with your hairy faces, your vegan diets, your tiny feet, and your sawdust bedding. No, wait. Hamsters. No Hamsters.
He liked brains before they were popular. Hipster zombies are so mainstream.
Have you ever compared a hipster to an old person? Turns out, they’re basically the same! I’ll never look at hipsters the same again. Or Grandma.
Looking nice, but not nice looking.
Song selection is critical, good thing we have it all figured out for you.