Tagged: Snowmen

Upside Down Snowman

My snowman is cooler than yours as he’s doing a handstand. Take that!

You always say you’re only going to have one drink, then you come home looking like a mess. Typical.

Hope you enjoy, or pretend to enjoy, whatever you get forced into doing this holiday.

You try so hard and yet fail so bad.

At first he nips at your nose, then he eats your flesh!

Rock on!

Don’t you know you do that in the car or shower frosty? Geez.

It doesn’t matter who you are, to much alcohol can do you in. And the day after hangover sucks when you wake up in the snow!

You know it’s cold out when your jelly beans are showing.

Anyone want a snow cone? We have raspberry, blueberry and snowman flavors available.