Life would be so much more fun if it were like Mario Kart. Then jumping building could be possible. And crashing into them is no big deal. You’d just spin out and keep going. Sadly it’s not, as this unfortunate person found out.
Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of heart and invited Bowser to go gokarting, play golf and baseball. Seems they’re now frenemies.
Remember the Rainbow Road on Mario Kart? It’s always the hardest level and the one we played the most as a kid. We tried ever so hard to beat it, but most didn’t. Could staring at these rainbows all day make us gay? OMG OMG OMG
