Have you ever stopped to think that Mario is probably homeless? He wakes up every day wearing the same clothes, runs around in sewers, beats up people for their money, and what does he spend it on? Mushrooms. Just saying. Something’s not right with that man.
Mario spends most of his life saving the Princess from Bowser. In fact, he spend most of his early years doing just that; over and over again. But then Mario had a change of heart and invited Bowser to go gokarting, play golf and baseball. Seems they’re now frenemies.
Mario seems like a pretty nice guy, but so was my turtle. Not all of them are evil you know. And what’s up with this mushroom obsession? Oh and don’t get me started on this princess who seems to get captured all the time. Get some pepper spray girl!