Don’t you hate it when you call a plumber and all he does is eat mushrooms and kill your turtles?

Super Mario!!

Mario seems like a pretty nice guy, but so was my turtle. Not all of them are evil you know. And what’s up with this mushroom obsession? Oh and don’t get me started on this princess who seems to get captured all the time. Get some pepper spray girl!

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It'll be a few days, but I'll let you know what happens. Then this age-old question will finally be resolved.