If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I know a lot of people who do this well. However I don’t know if they’re doing it on purpose.
Tagged: Motivational
Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.
If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.
Your Monday can’t be this bad.
When things aren’t going right, remember that they could always be worse.
Whenever you feel worthless remember that you were once the quickest.
At one point and time you were the best of the best. Don’t you feel better yet?
You need to be OK with your life.
It’s going to be pretty fucking awesome no matter how it turns out.
