You can run, but you can’t hide from Monday. It’s coming like it or not.
What kind of day is it? Well this handy daily cat chart can help you figure it out. As long as it’s not Monday or Wednesday, you should be fine.
Wouldn’t life be prefect if sweatpants were sexy, Monday’s were fun, junk food didn’t make you fat, girl’s didn’t cause so much drama, guys weren’t so confusing, and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow.
The week is the buildup, the weekend is the exciting part, Monday is the disappointment.
There’s nothing more annoying that someone telling you how close Monday is when you’re just trying to celebrate Friday. Let me be happy.
Is it Friday yet? I’m ready to be done with Monday already.
Let’s joke about how depressing Monday is to distract us from how depressing every day is. Wait a minute…. are you saying my whole life is depressing? Awwww man. I need a drink.
I wish we could just cancel Monday. Lets move on to Tuesday, or Friday. I’m ready for the weekend!
Mondays.. Proudly brought to you by the same people who brought you 6am, a hair in your scrambled eggs, court dates and beer farts. Is it quitting time yet? Where the hell is my coffee?!
Look at you, out of bed and on the internet already. After a few cups of coffee, you might even be ready to work! But let’s not get ahead of ourselves.