Dads: Turn off the lights. Also…
Dads spend all year worrying about that one light you left on. It’s wasting energy and costing us money! Then, come Christmas, they light up the whole damn yard.
Mario Party. It’s not all fun and games.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
What’s your name again green Mario?
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
Everything scares me, but I’ll do it anyway.
And when I do it, I may be slow, or crying, but that still counts. Every try counts. via Sugar & Sloth
Don’t eat anything off the ground, unless it’s Easter.
Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com
Next time I’m at the dentist I’m going to ask for caramel filling.
Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com
Easter with Dad
Nothing says Easter quite like some good dad jokes about chocolate bunnies and nailing the crucifixion. via Jim Benton
Coffee spelled backwards is …
Coffee spelled backwards is EEFFOC. Just know that I don’t give an EFFOC until I’ve had my coffee.
Happy Birthday! Someday we’ll nail you to something.
Remember that time when the three wise men came to the birth of Jesus and told him that the’d eventually be nailed to a pole or something. Then gave him myrrh. Good times.