Kids are so technical these days. Don’t have candy? No problem. They’ll accept any form of payment. They’re just trying to make it easy on you.
Halloween is great. You start by eating just one piece, then, before you know it, you’ve eaten your weight in candy. You regret it, yet you don’t. Indulge. via pleated-jeans
Turn your Halloween pumpkins into the Gru or a Minion this year. You can carve them, paint them, or get crafty and dress them.
Everyone seems to get treats on Halloween, but what happens if you get a trick?! OMG. Spiders!! via anythingcomic
Like it or not, Halloween is just around the corner. Relax and enjoy it. Put up some scary decorations, or fun ones, and just stop and be a kid for a while.
These may not be the scariest yard monsters for Halloween, but they are pretty easy to make and look pretty cool. All you need is either some giant googlie eyes or some styrofoam and...
Just when you think you can let up on your diet for a minute, your fat just goes crazy. via the awkward yeti
Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂
Push yourself. Do 15 pushups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of just one piece. Burn your ex’s house down. I believe in you.
We all scream just constantly. Each day is a new nightmare in this Hell we call earth. But at leaset, we still have ice cream.