There’s a lot going on right now, but let’s keep the tiki torches out of this. They’re not really built for chaos and disorder. They go better with backyard BBQs and Steve’s guacamole.
When you run into a problem in life or someone you don’t agree with, just be like robot. Whenever robot hits obstacle, he turns his face, backs away and goes forth in new direction....
Some day’s your just so stylin’ that others hate you for looking this good.
Like tacos? Like dinosaurs? Then you should have a dinosaur taco holder! I’m not sure how you could go wrong with this. Dinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! What are you waiting for? Go get...
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
You’re cute, you’re amazing, you can do anything until you get to college. Then reality kicks in and it’s time to grow up. Let’s face it, you’re not special. If you want something, work...
Ever wish you could get a little pot from Colorado? Well, now you can. You can order it on Amazon and get it shipped right to your door. Or to a friends door. Handy!
There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!
When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics