Merry Christmas. I got you an XBOX!
Your XBOX is full of pictures of your ex-girlfriends. It’s an ex-box! Ha ha ha ha ha!
Let children believe in Santa. You believe in essential oils.
We all believe in things that aren’t what they seem. At least Santa is way better for your health than some of those other things.
All I want for Christmas is a boyfriend, or a dragon.
When it comes to asking for Christmas presents, go big or go home right? via IllustratedTextPosts
Enjoy Your Family This Thanksgiving
Everyone gets together and everyone loves and hates Thanksgiving. Good luck! via jimbenton.com
90s Kids Weren’t Freaking Idiots
When we were kids, they didn’t have to tell us to not try this at home because we weren’t freaking iditos. Well… maybe that’s not exactly true. We still did stupid stuff, but weren’t...
Coming to a Street Near You #Winter
Like it or not, winter is coming. Time to stock up on the snacks and booze.
Disney’s marketing department has gone overboard with this Frozen II promotion.
What better way to promote Frozen II then by pushing the country into the deep freeze? I don’t know about you, but I’m already frozen. Olaf would be proud.
Wisconsin’s Favorite Movie Candy is Cheese Slices. North Dakota’s is Baked Beans.
I don’t understand what people in Wisconsin or North Dakota are doing at the movies, but I don’t think they’re doing it right. Cheese is not candy and neither is baked beans. Granted Wax...
Friends Forever
This Halloween, don’t forget about the friends that bring it all together. I’ll be there for you(When the rain starts to pour)I’ll be there for you(Like I’ve been there before)I’ll be there for you(‘Cause...
