I have a cold, it’s snot funny.
This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...
Sophisticated Unicorn Drinking Wine Wallpaper
Need a sophisticated wallpaper for your sophisticated job? Nothing says how important you are like a unicorn drinking wine. It’s serious which means you’re serious. image via punchdrink
Cut your winter heating bills in half!
How would you like to cut your winter heating bills in half?! It’s easy, just grab some scissors and cut them! Granted, the heating company isn’t going to be happy, but it may make...
Why does it feel like bedtime at 5 o’clock?
It’s so hard to be motivated and productive in the winter when the sun goes down so early. I’m just getting off work, is it bedtime already? via narcolepsyinc
This Christmas, Remember These Things
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Christmas Tree Rex
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
It’s a rough season for gingers.
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
Another Christmas party with raw fish and tuxedos.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.