If a bear has you stuck in a tree, try to pee in it’s eye.
This takes practice because bears have tiny eyes. But if you pull it off you can say you did something impressive before you died.
Stay Inside Festival!
What’s better than going out to a music festival? Staying inside, that’s what. It includes: Air Conditioner A Real Bed Video Games Movies A Clean Toilet Comics Your Couch TV Series A Refrigerator Clean...
Dad, I have no idea how life works.
Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they...
How to Make Mac & Cheese
Mac & Cheese is easy to make. However, for some odd reason, we have to read the instructions like 10 times just to be sure we got them right. via extrafabulouscomics
Guess what? I don’t run.
It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I...
Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.
It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many...
Free Beer, Topless Bartenders, & False Advertising
Is it truth in advertising when you tell people it’s lying? Or, if the restaurant is advertising that it has false advertising, does that make the claim true? I guess we should just go in...
Can we complain winter away?
Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s...
Male Peeps
Most peeps are non-binary, but someone has to make baby Peeps right? I haven’t seen the ladies around, but I’m sure they’re out there. From candy to stuffed animals, books to growing your own Peeps,...
