When the eyes are moving, the ground is shaking. You’ll be entertained until you realize your world is falling down around you.
If you don’t like taking advice from people, take it from a tree. Stand tall and proud. Go out on a limb. Remember you roots. Drink plenty of water. Be content with your...
It’s made with white bread, is full of baloney, topped with Russian dressing, and a small pickle on the side. In the end, it’s not very satisfying.
Gotta say it’s great to have someone like you to annoy for the rest of my life. Took me some time to find you, but now I have you forever.
Not everyone is warm and fuzzy. Some even suck more than most. Screw them. Screw Valentine’s Day. These all come from random places around the web. Quite a few from JulieAnnArt.
If your guy or gal loves Star Wars, then they’ll go head over heels for a card this cheesy cool. Can’t go wrong with R2D2.
They say you learn a lot in kindergarten. Like how boys are dumb and girls have cooties. Turns out, we weren’t wrong.
I’m not saying they should, I’m just saying that if they were going to blow up the White House sometime, like they always do in the movies, now’s not the worst time.
Just feed him to death and he’ll have a heart attack. Now the heart is all yours via extrafabulouscomics.com
Have you ever looked at the nutrition facts on your candy? If you’re lucky, you’ll see what this box of gummy worms has. Now, who wouldn’t want to eat these?! So much sugar, happiness,...