Why does it feel like bedtime at 5 o’clock?
It’s so hard to be motivated and productive in the winter when the sun goes down so early. I’m just getting off work, is it bedtime already? via narcolepsyinc
This Christmas, Remember These Things
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Christmas Tree Rex
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Hope you love the present you told me to buy for you.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
It’s a rough season for gingers.
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
Another Christmas party with raw fish and tuxedos.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.
Map of Thanksgiving Dinner
It’s always best to map out your Thanksgiving dinner. You need to know how to navigate cranberry sauce bog, climb sweet potato peak, and forge through the casserole wilderness. Thanksgiving can be an adventure....
The League of Regrettable Superheroes
Ever think that that superheros are awesome? Well, not all of them. Some of them are not so talented. This is The League of Regrettable Superheroes. These are real, failed superheros. For example, Dr...