26.2 Oreo's I've Eaten In One Sitting

Guess what? I don’t run.

It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I...

Getting excited for spring just to have to mow the lawn.

Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.

It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many...

Duck in the cold complaining.

Can we complain winter away?

Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it  sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s...

Peeps candy with male parts

Male Peeps

Most peeps are non-binary, but someone has to make baby Peeps right? I haven’t seen the ladies around, but I’m sure they’re out there. From candy to stuffed animals, books to growing your own Peeps,...

Jesus on the cross

Crucifixion? Nailed It.

Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus:...

Easter eggs with little bottles of alcohol.

Easter Egg Hunt for Adults

What’s better than Easter eggs filled with candy? Easter eggs filled with alcohol! Grab some giant eggs, some mini bottles of your favorite liquor, and make one amazing Easter.

6 foot tall snow easter bunny

Nor’ Easter Bunny

What happens when you get a bunch of snow in March? Make a snow Easter bunny! Plus he’s like 6 foot tall. Amazing. via Seafront1 They’re not as cool and as big, but you...