I have to say, I don’t think it’s just animals that think runners are crazy. I suppose if you are going to go running, you might as well have some crazy socks.
This is a great pun to tell everyone when you are sick. Your friends have to laugh too because you’re sick. You can also use it when you’re not sick by saying “You’re sick?...
Need a sophisticated wallpaper for your sophisticated job? Nothing says how important you are like a unicorn drinking wine. It’s serious which means you’re serious. image via punchdrink
How would you like to cut your winter heating bills in half?! It’s easy, just grab some scissors and cut them! Granted, the heating company isn’t going to be happy, but it may make...
It’s so hard to be motivated and productive in the winter when the sun goes down so early. I’m just getting off work, is it bedtime already? via narcolepsyinc
Don’t worry about the past because you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future because you can’t predict it. Don’t worry about the present, because I didn’t get you one.
Oh Christmas Tree Rex, Oh Christmas Tree Rex, How you have all the fancy special effects.
Ever get to the point in a relationship where you’re told what to buy when buying a gift for someone you love? It’s a weird step, but at least they’re always happy with the...
Gingers are the best. Gingersnaps that is. So tasty and cute. Sadly, they don’t last long.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.