And you think your Mom’s bad.
Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics
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What’s for supper?
Hey Mom, what’s for supper? I’m making whatever the hell I want. Served with a side of eat it or starve. Sweetie.
Want me to kiss it and make it better? – Happy Mother’s Day
A mom’s kiss can make almost anything better. Almost. via Cyanide & Happiness
Mom says beauty is on the inside. You know, like a fridge.
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Don’t underestimate people. You know, all those things you shouldn’t do because your mom told you so. Yea, thank her for that.
Mom, what’s it like to have the worlds greatest daughter? Ask your Grandma.
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
I used to think it was cool when all those athletes would say hi to my mom on TV.
It was like she knew every athlete in every sport. She was so cool.
Dad? Can I Borrow The Car?
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
The Woman Cleaned Your Butt! Get Her Something Nice for Mother’s Day.
Mom has done a lot of things for you over the years and she’ll keep doing them. Give her something nice and thank her for cleaning up your poop when you were a baby.
Everyone Needs Mom. Dad, Not So Much.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.