Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics
Hey Mom, what’s for supper? I’m making whatever the hell I want. Served with a side of eat it or starve. Sweetie.
A mom’s kiss can make almost anything better. Almost. via Cyanide & Happiness
Don’t judge a book by its cover. Don’t underestimate people. You know, all those things you shouldn’t do because your mom told you so. Yea, thank her for that.
When your daughter asks you about the worlds greatest daughter, just look at her and be honest. It’s her grandma she should be asking, not you.
It was like she knew every athlete in every sport. She was so cool.
And this is why you have kids. They’ll say the things you never should. Of course laughing along isn’t much better.
Moms are special. Let them know that!
Mom has done a lot of things for you over the years and she’ll keep doing them. Give her something nice and thank her for cleaning up your poop when you were a baby.
This Mother’s Day, remember all the things Mom does for us. Like everything.