April Fools day is the worst. Except for all the other days when people play stupid pranks on us. Why do you have to get your kicks from making me look stupid! Oh look,...
Shit just got serious. You may be able to outrun a cop, but snipers are a bit harder. And at the speed you are traveling, you don’t want a tire to blow.
These cars may look cute, but underneath that snowy exterior is the police, just waiting to pull you over. GIT-R-DONE in jail scumbag.
Unless it was illegal. Then I would not call. Unless you’re dying. Then call. K?
However the ice cream is really good so it’s kinda worth it. As long as you are willing to share.
Every night the deal goes down, and every morning I say F the police.
If the police aren’t bad enough, just think how embarrassing it’d be if you got stopped by the flippin police.