There’s so many things I think about people all day that if they found out, I’d be out friends, a job, and never get a date again.
This happens from time to time. Usually between 8 and 5. Sometimes all day long. Just go with it and don’t take it personally.
Man. Horses are so smart. And here all I think they did was run around and take people for rides. Maybe they are more than furry vehicles.
Why is it that when we’re awake, our brain seems like it’s asleep But as soon as we try to go to sleep, it thinks about all the wrong things!
My brain is the most amazing thing ever created, however all it does is mess with me! Why can’t we use our power to take over the world?!
Just when you think you’ve lost, think outside the box and you may find yourself a winner!